She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

Theory of flight

Posy git - That dog is about to pee up his leg

I'm never going to drink red wine again

Where are you Sharon?

Mary with Pele

Sulky git, wasn't he?

A throbbing Honda between his legs

One day, I'm going to get boobs!

That tongue has got sharper

Get me an 'orse Dad. I'm getting splinters!

What can I say?

Love and alcohol!

Loons Tim?